i wouldnt mind being that blade of grass
just to let that
cute ball of fur nuzzle up to me.
i've heard some jokes that i thought were hilarious. go to di's blog for one about bryan. that's just so plain cute you cant help but smile.
and then there're others.
On a business trip to India, a black American executive took some time off to play golf. He was playing particularly well when he noticed a group of locals watching him. They were jumping up and down and yelling "Tiger Woods!" Taking this as a compliment to his golfing skills, he turned and bowed ostentatiously in their direction.
It was at this point that a tiger came out of the woods and ate him.
- David Dunn
A matchstick was walking along the streets when he felt unbearable itching in his head. He then lifted his puny arm and started scratching his head. It was not long before he was on fire.
Frantic, he rushed to a nearby doctor and the doctor proceeded with bandaging his chao-tah head.
The poor matchstick then turned into a cotton bud.
- Qiu Zhe
now ill be darned if you arent rolling on the floor laughing out loud.
